So who said history is written by the winners?

Malaysia’s founding fathers would have been heartbroken if they had lived to see the new liberal Malaysia where anything is possible. All of us have worked very hard to build a nation where we live in peace and harmony and respect each others' culture.

Of course, there must be a villain and his goons in any scenario. Cue in cheesy Bollywood music here.Both sides of the divide are rewriting history to suit their own agendas. Spank this monkey for one view 

 

and this little green fella below for the other.

Then you have this other imbecile who has so much time on his hands that he hallucinates he can change the nation’s flag, the Jalur Gemilang. After being roundly lambasted by the public, he removes the offending post and puts up a dubious apology IF he unintentionally offended anyone. Oi! Tak pegi sekolah kah?

The DAP was quick to distance itself from this moron’s antics, and today announced that they will investigate the incident, but in the same breadth announced that it will take into consideration the fact that the said imbecile has duly removed the offending post and apologized, which reads between the lines as “we will scold him a bit lah, ok? You satisfied now?” Spank this monkey for details. 

Another fine example of human greed laced with incredible stupidity would have to be the three MACC officers from Putrajaya (an assistant commissioner and two superintendants, no less) arrested last week for allegedly robbing a group of moneychangers of almost RM1 million in US currency at the KL International Airport.  

The MACC has already been under heavy artillery fire by the opposition for the deaths of Teoh Beng Hock and Ahmad Sarbani, and for not swinging into action on Taib Mahmud, PKFZ etc quickly enough for them. In this respect the opposition has been spectaculary successful in tarnishing the MACC’s reputation in the eyes of the ordinary Malaysian.

The MACC will have to act swiftly and decisively against these three who betrayed its trust and their oath of office to uphold the law if it is to attempt any form of damage control to an already battered and bruised image.  

Spank this...what the heck...you know the drill by now, right?

So who said history is written by the winners? Losers like Mat Sabu-tage, Mano Moron and the three greedy MACC officers have loudly proclaimed Malaysia Boleh! by proving to the whole world that not only is living without a brain possible, but that a brain is not a pre-requisite to become a political leader or a lawman.

Malaysia’s unique heritage of all races living in peace and harmony does not stop unscrupulous people from exploiting any and all issues for their own personal agenda. Don’t dismiss it as just politics. The motivation here is personal financial gain and power. Make no mistake despite what Sabu-tage and Mano Moron profess to stand for.   

You know what’s scary? Both imbeciles have supporters. Are we destined to become a nation of zombies and retards if they have their way? The Spanker would like to think that Malaysians are matured enough to know better.