That’s right, folks. Remember you read it right here on Spanking DA Monkey. We seldom make bombastic predictions like these, but when we have an iron clad and solid source like the Pahang PAS Youth, how can we pass up the opportunity?
Pahang Pas Youth is protesting Elton John’s concert because of John's homosexual status. Its chairman, Shahril Azman Abdul Halim, said in a statement that Elton John's performance here could negatively influence the young.
Shahril said the image the singer portrayed was not suitable for Malaysian culture. So there you go. Aren’t we Malaysians just so impressionable and feeble minded? Hands up all you buggers who turned gay after watching Chef Wan and Aznil and Eric Leong’s shows. No, not you, Anwar. Bad boy - you’re bisexual and you don’t even know it. Funny how Shahril has no concerns on that.
The legendary performer, singer, composer and songwriter Elton John is brought in by Tune Live and will perform at Resorts World Genting's Arena of Stars on Nov 22 for his Greatest Live Tour, for the very first time in his four-decade career.
Over his 40-year career, 64 year old John has won an impressive five Grammys, sold over 250 million albums worldwide and continues to perform more than 100 shows a year, placing him squarely among the top 10 best-selling artistes in music history.
In 1993, Elton met his partner David Furnish, now 49 years old. In 2005, the two entered into a civil partnership, and last Christmas they legally adopted a baby boy, Zachary.
Elton John (birth name Reginald Dwight) was knighted by Queen Elizabeth in 1998, and his Elton John AIDS Foundation has raised more than US220 million in support of HIV prevention since 1992. His music is loved by millions of people worldwide who don’t seem to be bothered that he’s gay.
So where did the Spanker get the figure of 3180 Malaysian males turning gay after Elton’s concert?
Easy. The seating capacity for Genting’s Arena of Stars is 6000 pax. Spank this little monkey here for the facts
In 2010, demographics for Malaysia indicate the male to female ratio at 1.2%. Spank this little monkey here for the facts
Simple math will lead you 3180 lah. We can even break it down further into Malays at 60.3%, Chinese 22.9%, and Indians 6.8% of the total population, i.e 1869 Malay males, 822 Chinese males and 489 Indian males will, according to Pahang PAS Youth, turn gay after enjoying Elton’s concert in Malaysia.
Spank thi...ahh, you know the drill by now.